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Monaco 0-2 Lille: It’s glass half-empty time
By: Richard |AS Monaco 0
Lille 2 (Cabaye 69, Obraniak 87)
Monaco cannot score goals.
That’s 3 matches in a row now with no goals, if you count the midweek Cup loss to PSG. I suppose that given the fact that Monaco could have moved into 3rd place in Ligue 1 if they had won, I really shouldn’t be talking [...]
Marseille 0-0 AS Monaco: well, there’s a 3rd kit you can look at!
By: Richard |No doubt inspired by this week’s CL results, Monaco decided to wear their Liverpool-esque all-red 3rd kit for the big away match at the Stade VĂ©lodrome, and just like the Scousers, as soon as they donned them, they completely lost the ability to score goals! (I guess they hadn’t heard that the red kits lose [...]
ASM 2-0 Lorient: Korean Idol
By: Richard |AS Monaco 2 (Park 25, Nimani 71)
Lorient 0
That’ll teach me to doubt the scouting department at Monaco. Let’s be tactful and say that selling and loaning out our best offensive players and replacing them with an unproven and inexpensive Asian import did not seem like the best of ideas.
Boy, was I wrong.
Park Chu-Young could have [...]
Grenoble 1-0 ASM: chemistry? who needs chemistry?
By: Richard |Grenoble 1 (Moreira 19)
AS Monaco 0
A team struggling for goals sells Menez to Roma and loans Nene to Espanyol. What could go wrong?
Monaco sank to their first defeat of the season after a wretched and completely toothless performance in Grenoble. I’m not sure we managed a single shot on goal. We threw Freddy on [...]






